why dont you guys ask me questions anymore??

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

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inevitablyawkward:

pale-quadrant:

mattebreon:

pale-quadrant:

what the fuck is eurovision

well, once a year, the whole of europe joins together in harmony to sing songs. we give each other points to show how much we appreciate each other and it’s pretty cool because it’s a short couple of hours where nobody cares if we hate each other because we’re all singing and we can just laugh and dance.

that sounds so nice maybe america is so mad and fat because we dont have amerivision

american idol

whatifiguredout:

I guess this is how the rest of the world feels when Americans wont shut up about the superbowl.

(via dreamandbelieveee)

foreveralone-lyguy:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

(via leaningnow-intothebreeze)